Tis the season to be jolly

Yes, it is Christmas (nearly- but seeing as the shops have been selling Christmas to us since my birthday, back in September, it's close enough for me to say it is Christmas!) and it's nearly the end of the year and it's all very exciting. BUT the main reason why I've been so jolly this week is because I went to see Russell Howard live on Monday. Yup, Russell Howard!! Oh, he was amazing! I don't remember the last time I laughed so much that my mouth went dry and I had an awkward coughing fit! It's been four nights since the gig, and I'm still chortling at the memory of some of his jokes! They were brilliant. I think my boyfriend's favourite was this one:

"Justin Bieber is famous for saying the word Baby more than any other man. He's like an autistic kid in a maternity ward. Baby. Baby. Baby. OOh! He's a collosal cunt!"

You can probably gather that my boyfriend isn't a big JB fan. I don't hate him (Justin Bieber, not my boyfriend...but I don't hate him either...Ok let me just get this straight, I love my boyfriend, and I don't dislike justin bieber). There were so many other jokes that I loved but I can't remember exactly how they went and I don't want to ruin it for anyone that may buy the DVD- BUY IT! It will be worth all your hard earned money!!

His brother took this picture, we are somewhere just to the left of this :(

I also have another reason. My awesome boyfriend got me a kindle for Christmas!! It is the most ingenious thing ever! I've read nearly 2 books since I got it on Tuesday! For all you book worms out there, I highly recommend it. Long gone are the days where I could only take a few books on holiday (and then be really bored on the journey back due to lack of reading material). I can now have loads of books in a tiny little thing!! Thanks Bubba for buying it for me. You are the best :)

So thanks to all the amazing people in my life, I'm pretty happy right now.

But there's always the random shithead of a fucker that messes it up for you..

So I went to see one of my mum's friends in her shop. My mum was lending her some money and I had to drive over to give it to her, so I was doing her a favour really. And I walk into the shop, and she says, no word of a lie,

 "Oh, without your mum here, you seem to be getting fatter". 

In her shop. In tamil. Out loud. In front of other random tamil people. THANKS! You make me feel great. What the fuck did I do for you to have to say that?! And what exactly gave you the right to make me feel like shit. Honey, you're no looker yourself! What did I do? I said:

"What the fuck?! That's a bit uncalled for, so you know what? You can't have the money, you cow! Now get your stupid mug face away from me!"

Ok, that's a bit of a lie, I just smiled at her and didn't comment. I know. I know. I'm ashamed of myself, I should have said something, but it's more effort than it's worth. Tamils are never happy. You're either too fat or too thin. And trust me, I've been on both ends of that scale. Stop judging and fuck off!

Oh, and my insurance is running out, so I'm going to have to say bye bye to my car for a while, which makes me pretty sad. (I say bye bye, but it's just going to be sitting in the drive way, I just won't be able to drive it!) I was driving around yesterday and thinking how much I'm going to miss singing out load (really badly) to the radio! Well, I might pester my parents until they re insure it, or I can get a job. But seeing as how I still haven't gotten around to doing those essays, doubt I'm going to get a job. Damn!

I've just introduced one of my awesome friends, Sara to my crazy blog, so hey Sara, hope you like it :)

Merry Christmas guys (or happy holidays as they say!). Hope you all have an awesome time, whatever you may be up to.
xx